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The Nigerian monstrosity that is Billy Bao returns in agony. Bleeding. Pointing a colossal black finger at global capitalism, regular music, non-music and anti-music, at the
food crisis of 2008, the moribund spirit of 1968, and
especially at you, the record buyer, who maybe "really dug"
his first LP, Dialectics of Shit, and will come back for
more, or perhaps "heard a lot about him" and his bandmate
Mattin in the "blogosphere" or even in print media (ooh!)
(whatever that is), and are "curious to finally hear his
music" because you find the stories "interesting" and this
is even heavier and more fucked up than The Brainbombs at
their heaviest and most fuckeduppednest, and you "get it,"
right? Yeah!
Or wait, let me guess, you got the record for free along
with this press release because you're an influential but
too-modest-to-admit-it journalist or music critic or
program director and so far you've had something to say
about Billy, or not, and this is a wonderful opportunity
for you to comment upon the work of someone whose primary
subject is his own work, so that you can enter into a
"dialogue" with "him," or maybe "introduce new audiences"
-- maybe even some "kids"! Hooray for the kids! -- to
some "awesome" new sounds that "engage the listener in a
perceptual tug of war, a struggle to make sense of the
unnatural experience of playing audience member to someone
else's performer" -- or even better, outsmart Billy,
outsmart this record, and call it out as bullshit or play
along and pretend that you're in on some "joke" that, let's
be honest, you sometimes suspect you don't really get
yourself.
It don't matter! We're all human beings here, except for
those of us who aren't, and none of us is more human than
Billy.
What matters is the way Alberto Lopez pounds the drums, the
way Xabier Erkizia rips up the guitar, Mattin and Xabi's
computer dicking, and Billy right in the middle of it,
channeling a desperation so total it's embarrassing.
This LP is so angry the songs don't even have titles. Some
of 'em are really long, some are really short, but they're
all pretty goddamn infuriating, as they oughta be.
The Dialectics of Shit LP and the Accumulation 7" didn't go
out of print as quickly as any of us would have hoped, but
at least the 10" on SS and the seminal and almost-legendary
Bilbo's Incinerator EP that started everyone puckering their
cornholes are now almost impossible to get.
May '08 is actually surprising, which is pretty goddamn
surprising, because where do you go after those first four
platters, honestly? Well, fuck, you make a record that's
somehow noisier than all of those, more tweaked and
fucked-with and digitally distorted than anything before
it, crammed with grotesque and sublime samples from the
noise of yesteryear: Nono, Kuti, Whitehouse, Brainbombs,
and Billy, Billy Bao.
What? What do you want?
Look at the kindsa shit people said about Bilbo's
Incinerator:
"Nigeria’s answer to Stickmen With Rayguns-era Bobby Soxx --
abhorrent pummeling scuzzrock that is [...]extremely
harrowing." -Art for Spastics
"He might not wallow in the same cesspool as Bobby Soxx, but
Billy Bao has the shine." -Siltblog
"Billy Bao is identical to Bobby Soxx of Stickmen With
Rayguns in every conceivable way." - Acapulco Dance Party
"Punishingly prescient. Vocals sound like the second coming
of Kickboy Face, and this as a whole comes off as a
terrifyingly real example of what human beings are capable
of if pushed far enough. The real world equivalent to the
Pissed Jeans 7”. An important record." - Dusted Magazine
Wow!!! Punishingly prescient!!! Important!!!
And whattabout Dialectics of Shit? That one came out on
Parts Unkown too!
"One heckuva magnificent achievement. " -The Wire
"Difficult and entertaining, there is nothing here that
would ever be mistaken for easy listening. Punk +
experimental + challenging what you think an album should
sound like." - Scott Soriano's Webtoons
"When Billy Bao isn’t making me blow nonexistent fluff off
my needle, they’re swamping my stereo with a sickly
twenty-generations-removed blues vomit. It’s violently
dissociative in the most life-affirming way." - Z-Gun
It should be pretty goddamn clear to you why you want and
need to purchase this record. If you don't care about
"enjoying" May '08 the way the artists "intended," go
download the music for free and completely miss out on the
experience of listening to this record on your turntable in
"glorious" analogue sound while fixing your gaze on the epic
violence of Billy's 12 x 12 cover artwork. Don't play this
record if you don't want to.
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